“二战”时(shí )期,盟(méng )军要实(shí )施安奇奥登(dēng )陆计划,迫于对一门叫安(ān )(🤢)奇(qí )(🤴)奥大炮的超(chāo )级武器的(de )(🛤)忌(🌰)惮,要派(🗼)两(liǎng )个精(💤)锐特(🎾)工去(🌫)摧毁(huǐ )(⏬)这门大炮(🌗),结(jié )果两(😎)个傻逼(⚫)被(bèi )派了去(qù ),最后经过(🎡)一(yī )连串(👁)搞笑事件(jiàn )(🔲),阴差阳错(cuò )(🚥)的最后完成了任务。 片(🙁)段(😻)一:德国人(🥀)在北非布置了(🔊)一个陷阱,准备了一幅假的防(🛑)御工(gōng )(😞)事(🖲)地图让这二个士兵带回去。他(tā )们却(🔝)阴差(🐑)阳(🏂)错的拿走了真的(👓)地图,最终(🎾)赢得了战役。 片(🔔)段二(èr ):他们化装(zhuāng )(👺)成(⛳)管道工潜入德军在意大(🤖)利的司(sī )令(👣)部(bù ),给他们卫生(shēng )(💔)间的管道修得(💍)乱(luàn )七八糟,把将(jiāng )军淋了个落汤(tāng )鸡。将军去换衣服,拉(💯)开抽屉发现(xiàn )一套(🐡)新的军服,于是洗(xǐ )头洗脸(💏)准备(bèi )换(huàn )上(👵)新军(jun1 )服的时候闭(🔞)着眼把脸盆(🌂)里的脏水(🐖)倒进抽(chōu )屉里(🔥)了(le )(柜(guì )子(zǐ )旁边有一个废水桶(tǒng ))。那个将军(jun1 )是最主(zhǔ )要的一个(gè )配角(❓),很有意(💑)思。到(dào )影(yǐng )片结束前(qián )1分钟,都没有一(yī )句台(tái )词。最(zuì )(💕)后说了一句“谢谢”。 片段三:德军有一门超(📯)级(🐇)大炮俯视着联军(jun1 )将要登陆的海(hǎi )滩。这(🍈)二个(gè )士兵居然化装成希(🏁)特勒(lè )和随(⏭)从(cóng ),去视(shì )察大炮,把(bǎ )(👧)大炮炸(⛱)掉了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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